Food reviews
Things I ate, rated. Out of 10. Decimals matter.
All Acai Bagels Bakery Beer Breakfast Breakfast Sandwich Brewery Burgers Cafe Chain Chicken Coffee Donuts Farm Fast Food Food Truck Fried Chicken Hot Dogs Italian Japanese Korean Lunch Malaysian Mexican Pasta Pizza Poke Pub Ramen Steak Steakhouse Tacos Wings Yakitori
Mexican · Tacos New York, NY
9.2/ 10
Birria-Landia New York, NY
Simply the best Mexican food I've ever had, and I can't wait to go again. Photo via Google Maps
Pizza Whistler, BC
9.1/ 10
Handlebar Pizza Whistler, BC
True New York style, properly crispy Great cheese and salt factor Photo via Google Maps
Pizza Brooklyn, NY
8.9/ 10
L'industrie Pizzeria Brooklyn, NY
Everything you want in New York pizza Photo via Google Maps
Steak Whistler, BC
8.8/ 10
Hy's Steakhouse Whistler, BC
Simply the best and most consistent steak every time, compared to anywhere else Photo via Google Maps
Yakitori · Japanese Manhattan, NY
8.8/ 10
Yakitori Totto Manhattan, NY
Simply everything I want in food: a bunch of meat on a stick and the best rice you've ever had Three bowls of rice and an Asahi Went twice on one trip Photo via Google Maps
Bagels · Breakfast New York, NY
Incredible crust Cloudy interior Photo via Google Maps
Italian · Pasta Whistler, BC
Not a pasta guy. This place keeps me coming back Perfectly salted pasta, incredible flavour Order the rack of lamb with pasta combo. One of the best meals I've ever had, in all honesty Photo via Google Maps
Burgers · Steak White Rock, BC
8.5/ 10
Uli's Restaurant White Rock, BC
Top 10 restaurant for me: the vibe, the service, the burgers Everything on the menu is great Local favourite in White Rock Photo via Google Maps
Korean · Fried Chicken New York, NY
Pretentious as it gets, but hey, the food was incredible and it was really fun. I would go again, hands down. Official photo
Ramen · Japanese · Chain Portland, OR
8.3/ 10
AFURI IZAKAYA Portland, OR
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Brewery · Pizza Chilliwack, BC
8.2/ 10
Farmhouse Brewing Co. Chilliwack, BC
By far the best pub/brewery pizza. One of my favourite breweries ever. Photo via Google Maps
Poke · Acai · Cafe White Rock, BC
8.2/ 10
Islands Café White Rock, BC
Some of the best poke in the world, in my opinion. Yes, I said that. Top-three acai bowls and generally good vibes. Photo via Google Maps
Acai California
Some of the best acai out there, and I don't even like acai that much. Official photo
Breakfast · Breakfast Sandwich · Food Truck Abbotsford, BC
8.1/ 10
BOB's Breakfast & Coffee Abbotsford, BC
Breakfast Breakfast Sandwich Food Truck Photo via Google Maps
Pizza Langley, BC
8.1/ 10
Emilio Finatti Pizzeria Langley, BC
Great crust and undercarriage Nicely salty Photo via Google Maps
Hot Dogs · Fast Food Abbotsford, BC
The best hot dog I've had: pretzel bun, Montreal smoked meat, and a true New Yorker who yells at you while you're ordering. Photo via Daily Hive (@lullys.dog/Instagram)
Cafe · Coffee · Chain Toronto, ON
8.0/ 10
Pilot Coffee Roasters Toronto, ON
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Bakery · Cafe · Chain Vancouver, BC
8.0/ 10
Small Victory Bakery Vancouver, BC
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Breakfast San Diego, CA
7.9/ 10
Breakfast Republic San Diego, CA
I'm not a big fan of going out for breakfast because it usually makes me feel like a bag of poo, but this was really good. We went three times in five days. Photo via Google Maps
Brewery · Farm · Beer Langley Township, BC
7.9/ 10
Locality Brewing Langley Township, BC
Good beer and an unreal farm layout for chillin. I locked my kid in my car here and had to smash my window, though. Might have made the 8s if that didn't happen. Official photo
Breakfast · Cafe Whistler, BC
One of the top breakfast sandwiches out there. It might be owned by some rich guys, but hey, they did it right. Incredible tater tots, overpriced roast chicken, amazing coffee, and I spend way too much money there. Official photo
Brewery · Pizza Squamish, BC
7.8/ 10
Backcountry Brewing Squamish, BC
Great beer, great pizza, and always worth the stop. Official photo
Poke · Fast Food Lower Mainland, BC
7.8/ 10
Steve's Poke Bar Lower Mainland, BC
The most consistent $15 to $20 fast food you can buy Fresh protein and veg, not an overpriced pile of garbage like most fast food Photo via Google Maps
Fast Food · Lunch · Chain Anywhere
7.8/ 10
Whole Foods Hot Bar Anywhere
The hot bar is so good. I would probably choose it for lunch over almost anywhere else because there are about 50 different things I can eat there. Official photo
Breakfast · Chain Vancouver, BC
7.7/ 10
OEB Breakfast Co. Vancouver, BC
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Fast Food · Chicken · Chain Anywhere, USA
Brewery · Beer · Chain Portland, OR
7.3/ 10
Deschutes Brewery Portland Public House Portland, OR
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Fast Food · Burgers · Chain Western USA
7.3/ 10
In-N-Out Burger Western USA
A lot of people say In-N-Out is overrated and they like Shake Shack better, but I feel like a better person when I go to In-N-Out Burger. I like to feel superior to Shake Shack. Photo via Google Maps
Brewery · Beer · Chain Portland, OR
7.2/ 10
Fat Head's Brewery Portland, OR · Permanently closed
Archived photo from fatheadsportland.com
Brewery Abbotsford, BC
7.2/ 10
Field House Brewing Co. Abbotsford, BC
Good beer and a good place to spend an afternoon. Photo via Google Maps
Chain Abbotsford, BC
7.1/ 10
Cactus Club Cafe Abbotsford, BC
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Fast Food · Burgers · Chain Anywhere
One of the best fast-food burgers out there, for sure, but afterward it feels like I ate a bag of grease. It hurts the score a little, which is why I think In-N-Out is better. Photo via Google Maps
Malaysian · Chain South Surrey, BC
6.9/ 10
Banana Leaf South Surrey, BC
Photo via Google Maps
Pub · Wings Aldergrove, BC
6.8/ 10
Fox & Hounds Pub Aldergrove, BC
A dungeon with Guinness on tap Beyond subpar wings Still makes the list Photo via Google Maps
Pizza · Fast Food · Chain Anywhere
Yeah I'm giving this a 6.8. It's a greasy grease wheel and it's better than Domino's and Panago in case you didn't know. 6.8 is the score I give anything that I'll just go back to even if it's not that good but it's good enough to satisfy my feelings.
Steakhouse · Steak · Chain Abbotsford, BC
6.8/ 10
The Keg Steakhouse + Bar Abbotsford, BC
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Donuts · Bakery Granville Island, Vancouver, BC
6.2/ 10
Lee's Donuts Granville Island, Vancouver, BC
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Fast Food · Chicken · Chain Anywhere
3.2/ 10
McDonald's Chicken Big Mac Anywhere
This made me gassy, and I felt sad after. Photo via Google Maps